My mom moved the love seat right in front of the kitchen so at night whenever I want food, I bump into the stupid thing. /:
what if someone called your phone, whispered your url and then hung up
azula-lyubov: andthatlittleblackdress: OH MY FUCKCING GOD IKDJGFOIRJ OIAJGROIGKDOPAKP OGRAKGPOE FHJKAFHDKJFHDSJH WATCH UNTIL THE END OMG IT’S WORTH IT
how am i meant to control my life i can’t even control my hair
me when i try to work out :
If you love Dan and Phil, reblog this.
nowimthevillain: diamondb2: before-i-phan: sk-ittles: This is cursed, if you don’t reblog it, you’ll die in 90 seconds. The. Notes. OMGNOTES. SORRY FOLLOWERS, AND MY THEME. I MUST. IT’S… DSKJHDFJHLDJ Holy fudge! dear lord SO! MANY! NOTES! so many note but why dont thay have that many subscribers:O
styleswhore: my kids are gonna be the luckiest motherfuckers because seriously as soon as they tell me they think they’re getting a little too attached to a certain celebrity i will stalk with them and take them to concerts + buy them merch because i’ll know how important it is
alangwiggy: videohall: This is how I want to live “I had the stupidest grin on the entire length of that video. Also this needs to be some sort of therapy.” “Cuteness level overload.” OMG, IS THIS WHAT HEAVEN IS LIKE!?
sodamonsterr: According to USA Today, the average Tumblr user spends 2.5 hours a month on Tumblr. i spend 2.5 hours an hour on tumblr
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That awkward moment when you're on the internet...
pendleton-wanderlust: things to look forward to this month; the super amazing project the super amazing project the super amazing project the super amazing project doing something productive the super amazing project the super amazing project the super amazing project
earthtochyann: sometimes i forget that a lot of you have never heard my voice and i wonder what kind of voice you picture me having omg
We apparently can’t hug (or side hug) anymore at school. That’s so stupid. I’m not going to get pregnant by hugging my friends.
Reblog if you have mourned the death of a...
fmaobsessed: i-loaf-jhutch: iloveyoujhutch: If you do not reblog this, you are in fact lying.
videohall: Tumblr in 9 seconds
dakejirk: I DON’T UNDERSTAND THE PART OF CALL ME MAYBE THAT JUST KEEPS REPEATING “I MISSED YOU SO BAD” BECAUSE DIDNT SHE JUST MEET HIM BC THAT’S WHAT IT SAYS IN THE CHORUS IM DONE
to me this is an extremely accurate visual...
*slytherin wins house cup*
dumbledore: i don't think so
dumbledore: five hundred points to gryffindor for being fabulous
i genuinely am paranoid that everyone secretly hates me and thinks i am really really annoying and awful and is pretending to be my friend and it’s all part of some big joke