thinkdank: this gif truly makes me feel uncomfortable i don’t know why i saved it
WHAT IF SOMEONES NAME WAS GURT
THEN I COULD BE LIKE “YO GURT”
adoremodels: fierceonheels: did you ever want to unfollow a blog cause their personality bugs you to no end but they post good shit so you can’t and you’re forever conflicted Or that one day their blog ends up sucking but you feel like you’re friends so you can’t unfollow them
Going to the pool with my best friend.
Yes, I have a friend. c:
thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg: if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
If I ever become famous, I promise to keep this...
You know what's kind of beautiful?
wwreakinghavocc: timorleste: In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.” I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you. in america we don’t say i love you 4ever we say i love you 5ever (dat means...
lastofthetimeladies: thedefenderoftheearth: jotunss: unnnie: captaintimber: fayalice: dawnoakley: from zero to internet explorer how ignored do you feel white pencil crayon. Terms and Conditions. Warning label on cookie dough packages. “You must be 18 or older” webpage warnings myspace Let cool one minute before eating. My homework.
Weather: Okay, today's gonna be about 65-70 degrees, pretty cloudy but nothing too --
Me: Yeah, that's cool and all, but uh, it's June, isn't it? A little cold for the summer, don't you think?
Weather: Oh. Okay. Fine. I see how you want it. You want summer weather? BOOM. YOU ARE NOW IN THE FIRES OF HELL. YOU ARE MELTING AND EVERYTHING AROUND YOU IS ON FIRE.
Me: OH GOD WHY
Weather: HERE COMES THE SUN, MOTHERFUCKERS
When you're sleeping at a friend's house and you...
someone: what's the farthest you've gone
me: i think i went out of my room once idk
lol. My niece is trying to make a Mii but I’m dancing in front of the tv so she can’t see.
xenite: there’s only so much socializing i can handle before i get exhausted and just start getting annoyed of everyone and want to go home and sleep or lock myself up in my room and play video games or go on the computer
aquus: i look really cute when i wake up and by cute i mean homeless
stunningbieber: i never unfollow my friends so you should start being my friend so you win an immunity pass and you are protected for life
guineanigs: do you ever just get into a band and then you’re like omg i wonder if they’re on tour and you go check it out and they came to your state like a week ago