May 2013
I did the Pokemon fusion thing.
noxxigirl:
I got a couple of cool ones
Then I got a not so cool one.
tupacabra:
when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s greatest hits and she apologizes for it every day because she thinks that’s what made me gay
homleschapel:
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
zourrifying:
reason to not become an adult
you can’t use the ‘my mum said i can’t go’ excuse to blow someone off
animepresident:
the sims is a game i can play for like 3 days and then i don’t want to touch it for several months
when you press backspace a few times in hopes of deleting text and then tHE BROWSER GOES BACK LIKE 5 PAGES
ihuggedmikeyway:
gusmen:
“i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet
watching tv shows online
lolminoot:
Never trust anyone that puts noses in their smiley faces.
bekn:
in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the previous one isn’t gone
h0ckeymom:
i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor
ohmypheels:
everyone is like “omg tumblr should delete blogs that have been inactive for 2+ years” but i dont think they should
just imagine in 10 years time, in the back of your mind you remember tumblr, you open it up and you’re still logged in and you get to look at your blog and remember all this.
now imagine if you went back to see your old blog of your teenage years and it had been...
disneyprincest:
i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
fasterfood:
the internet is not a trustworthy place. when i first came on here i was told that there would be many pedophiles. i have yet to find one pedophile. very disappointed.
phlep:
if you chew loudly i will consider stabbing you
this-sexy-blog:
notmydivisionsweetie:
watchtheskytonight:
castlecoffee13:
fabubbly:
I put the laughter in manslaughter
How’d the Sherlock fandom get here so fast
We have really good taxi drivers.
mew-squared:
In 2009, a man married a video game character
In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower
In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll
Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster
And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin
please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige
tardis-blue-boxes:
larry-in-the-tardis:
abhortion:
I think I missed out on the “neat and cute handwriting” gene that every girl seems to have and this is unfair
Intelligent people have messier handwriting because they think fast. When you think and process things faster, you can also write quicker, but it’s going to be sloppy. People with neat writing are usually (no offense) not as smart....
buttlicked:
*touches ur butt* sorry it was an assident.
